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I think that pretty much sums it up.

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Did you survive the Rapture?

Posted by Glarryg - May 21st, 2011


Did you all survive the Rapture?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_21_20 11

Of course you did. I can think of some things that didn't, though, like some folks' jobs, relationships with their families, and... well, just read this:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/us/2 0rapture.html

The quotes from the kids are some of my favorite.


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No.

No.

No.

Wait aren't you supposed to kill all the religious people during the rapture? cause they go to heaven? *re-checks email*

Uh oh...

*tip toes over blood-soaked bodies*

^---zing

Aaaaah, I love a good apocalypse.

2012 is going to be waaaay worse than this.

i am trying to survive it JK

Yes and No.

This comment is being typed from heaven.

they said an earthquake but no earthquake

Biggest Bullshit i ever saw read and heard.Wow thats a new record.

I'm too afraid to leave my shed. I've already covered the walls with faeces.

Nope. Died again! Just like I died in 2000! Cant wait for the next death!

I was brought up to heaven, but they found out I'm half-ginger, so they threw me back here.

I made a lot of fun about the event, but I always knew its tragedy for some.

like god said no man will know when the rapture will come

NO d00d DONT YOU UNDERSTAND WE ALL DIED AND WERE LIVIN IN DA AFTERLIFE NOW IT JUST LOOKS THA SAME AS EARTH

How's TOFA coming?

Oh, I get it: TOFA... JUDGMENT Day... you're trying to psyche me out, aren't you?

Jesus sucks.